at the o2 academy in Birmingham
- Alex: When I was in my senior year of high school, I took this bullshit fuckin' like music tech class or whatever and we all used computers. One time I opened up one of the computers and put my ham sandwich inside it. And like, three months later I remember the teacher coming into class one day just like with that super stern look on his face like... *makes a super stern face* Everyone immediately knew what was going on but we were all dead silent. He was just like...he was a little effeminate. He's like- *Rian and Jack interrupt Alex* ...I'm trying to tell my fucking story, shut the fuck up! You're rude!... So anyways, I'm sitting in class, he comes in like *makes a pissed off face* I can't- I'm sitting there trying not to laugh and he's like "Someone has put ham in a computer. Which one of you put ham in your computer?" So from now on, if I'm disappointed in you guys at any time during this show today, rather than say I'm disappointed and give you a reason, I'm just gonna say "Somebody put ham in the computer." And that's gonna let you know that you're sucky. That you need to step it up!
- Jack: And then he's gonna put ham inside of you!
- Alex: I'm gonna put ham in you!
- *crowd cheers*
- Alex: Why would you cheer? That's gross!
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