jack looks really good today in those jeans. it makes his ass, like, there. wonder what that ass would look like without those jeans on. hmm, bet it be oh fuckin’ a, rian. get your fatass out of the way. move. move. mother fucker move. i wish i had the force. this mother fucker would not be blocking the way of a bangin’ ass. maybe i do have the force? rian, you want move. *pause* god damn it, move. move. move. there you go asshole. i hate him. he’s so weird…and he won’t stop calling me. no means no. oh fuck, yes. pick that phone up, jack. god, today is such a good ass day for him. i am going to fuck that. so. fucking. hard. tonight.